Summer giggles!!!

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*

     Smart man + smart woman = romance

     Smart man + dumb woman = affair

     Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

     Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    _________________

   *OFFICE ARITHMETIC*

   Smart boss + smart employee = profit

     Smart boss + dumb employee = production

     Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

     Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

     _____________________________

      *SHOPPING MATH*

     A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

     A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

     _____________________________

    *GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

     A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

     A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
     A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
     _____________________________

   * HAPPINESS*

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.

     To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.

     ______________________________

    *LONGEVITY*

     Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
     ______________________________

     *PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

     A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
     A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
     _____________________________

     *DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*

     A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     _____________________________

    *HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*

     Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

3 Responses to “Summer giggles!!!”

  1. jenny Says:

    ay! nakakatuwa to J!hehehe…reality talaga sya,hehehe!saan mo nakuha to? ang galing ah! thanks for sharing!

  2. arlene Says:

    waaaa!!! hahahahaha..kataw-anan jud J…hahahaha..thanks for sharing! thanks din for always coming by and visiting me sa blog nako maskin ala kaayo ko entry:)

  3. Jcka Conejos Says:

    Jenny— got it form forwarded emails from friends also..thougth to post them here para naman di masyadong boring ang blgo ko ha!ha!ha!ha!
    ARlene: its okey I dont mind…at leats kahit papaano nakak-catch up rin ako sa iyo ha!ha!ha! dahi pareho tayong walang masyadong entry–ha!ha!ha!
    Salamat for your company here…take care and cool lovely days to ladies..

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