Summer giggles!!!
*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
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*LONGEVITY*
are a lot more willing to die.
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*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
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*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
July 23rd, 2006 at 1:10 pm
ay! nakakatuwa to J!hehehe…reality talaga sya,hehehe!saan mo nakuha to? ang galing ah! thanks for sharing!
July 27th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
waaaa!!! hahahahaha..kataw-anan jud J…hahahaha..thanks for sharing! thanks din for always coming by and visiting me sa blog nako maskin ala kaayo ko entry:)
July 28th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Jenny— got it form forwarded emails from friends also..thougth to post them here para naman di masyadong boring ang blgo ko ha!ha!ha!ha!
ARlene: its okey I dont mind…at leats kahit papaano nakak-catch up rin ako sa iyo ha!ha!ha! dahi pareho tayong walang masyadong entry–ha!ha!ha!
Salamat for your company here…take care and cool lovely days to ladies..