Pinoy Truism…Only Pinoy will—
Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
Better late than pregnant.
Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
Do unto others… then run!!!
Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong
gising, ‘wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.When all else fails, follow instructions.
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki
sa ibang bansa.To err is human, to errs is humans.
Ang taong nagigipit…sa bumbay kumakapit
Pag may usok…may nag-iihaw.
Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin… may utang.
No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
Birds of the same feather that prays together… stays together.
Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa ka nyang pinanggalingan ….ay may stiff neck.
Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment.
Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
Better late than later….
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay
kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
No man is an island because time is gold.
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto… muta lang yan.
Kapag ang puno mabunga… mataba ang lupa!
When it rains…it floods.
Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon… mauubusan din ng kandila.
Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan… sapul.
Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.
Ako ang nagsaing.. . iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.
Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
If you can’t beat them, shoot them. (Nalundasan)
An apple a day is too expensive.
An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
Happy Days to all!!!
June 27th, 2006 at 9:15 am
kakaiba ka J,the last entry u did made me cry e2 naman napa-iyak mo parin ako pero sa tawa!!! grabeh talaga tawa ko d2…ngayon ko lang to nabasa & it’s really good.lahat ay totoo!that’s why it’s funny!good one…thanks for making me laugh =)
June 27th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
hi ate Jeck, ay naku sumakit tyan ko sau sa kakatawa!
June 27th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Ako din, ako din! hehehe So funny Jess. Thanks for sharing…
June 30th, 2006 at 12:47 am
Asa man ka ani gakuha kataw-anan man kaayo uy. Gasakit akong likod ug scrap may gani naa pangkatawa sad sa akong break hehehe.. hahay buhay bisan unsa nalang gyud isumpay aron mahimong kataw-anan. Thanks for sharing Jcka!
June 30th, 2006 at 11:37 am
hahahahahahahaha!!! this is good. thanks for sharing and happy weekend! i’m sure u’ll have another fun 4th of july celebration. kisses to Bianca.
June 30th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
You all are sweet people—Thank you folks!!! I guess I got it from a friend whom forwarded it to me. I did burst in laughter— big time! while reading this entry, thought to post it here para naman magka-kulay ang boring kong blog. I might be the saddest person in the whole world but give me a GOOD joke and I will laugh at it to the max!!ha!ha!ha! Salamat nga daku for keeping me company here- APPRECIATED!!!